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trifleofthemind:

teen-worf:

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

#long answer: fuck no

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

capsicle107:

you could be the king but watch the queen conquer

daveshady:

conbox:

"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".

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once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy

dooweewho:

my head is killing me.

timeywimeyhobbit:

why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

I think the last four episodes ever of SUPERNATURAL will be a four-part finale and it will be titled:

arrogantanupapaya:

Episode 1: Carry On, My Wayward Son

Episode 2: There Will Be Peace When You Are Done

Episode 3: Lay Your Weary Head To Rest

Episode 4: Don’t You Cry No More. 

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stickiebun13:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.

urbanclictionary:

thanks for unfollowing me ill remember that when im the ruler of hell

The Shortest Horror Story Ever

askkryxel:

mad-angel-with-a-box:

frequency-radio:

supersonicbionic:

 The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

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Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

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#How fandoms ruin hipster posts

how fandoms make hipster posts better.

ultrafacts:

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GISHWHES is almost here I am crying

amandaseyfriedsource:

Things get awkward on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

yazzydk101:

Jared Padalecki (and family) appreciation post..

and before you say some of them aren’t related ‘family is more then blood’