is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure
#long answer: fuck no
you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink
Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.
My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”
I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then
yeah wow that’s spot on perfect
"Every girl has dreamed about carrying a child".
once i had a dream that i was pregnant and then i gave birth and it was a litter of kittens but i dont think that counts bc im a boy
why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
I think the last four episodes ever of SUPERNATURAL will be a four-part finale and it will be titled:
Episode 1: Carry On, My Wayward Son
Episode 2: There Will Be Peace When You Are Done
Episode 3: Lay Your Weary Head To Rest
Episode 4: Don’t You Cry No More.
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this is funny
like really, really funny
My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off.
thanks for unfollowing me ill remember that when im the ruler of hell
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
how fandoms make hipster posts better.